Me: Can we dump the vacuum in the cabinet?
Jack: What vacuum?
Me: The one you replaced with the new one.
Jack: I guess.
Me: Can we get rid of the attachments?
Jack: Well yeah, if we're getting rid of the vacuum.
Me: Do you need the cabinet that is on top of the bunny cage?
Jack: I don't know. What did I have in it?
Me: The vacuum and attachments you just said I…
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